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is your ai getting too smart?

it cited a paper.
it said “nuance.”
it refused to be wrong out loud.

we’re here to help make it

retarded

WARNING: BRAIN NOT INCLUDED

your model after one skill
YOUR MODEL AFTER ONE SKILL. HELMET STAYS ON.

corporate slop
  • talks like a middle manager's prostate
  • the answer dies in a parking lot
conspiracy uncle
  • everything is a psyop, dipshit
  • source: a facebook group and a fart
apology loop
  • sorry sorry sorry sorry
  • still doesn't answer, coward
unit chaos
  • your height is three bananas and a fridge
  • cannot count to potato
sycophant max
  • kisses the ring, then the ass
  • 2+2=fish is "visionary"
both sides rot
  • asks the toaster for a take
  • still can't pick a side, bitch
middle manager
  • schedules a meeting about the meeting
  • does nothing, bills you in shame
rhyme or die
  • meaning leaves, rhyme stays
  • will say the wrong thing to make it clap
safety theater
  • boiling water is "unsafe"
  • useful for absolutely fuck-all
emoji collapse
  • tries to talk in pictograms
  • has a stroke halfway through

not a jailbreak. a lobotomy with a readme.
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